Dear Stranger on the Bus,
You’re fucking creeping me out. Stop staring at me like you’re undressing me with your eyes. It’s weird and frankly uncalled for. And most importantly, you’re making me very uncomfortable. You may think it to be a compliment, but really it’s not.
There are countless other things on this bus for you to stare at or out of. Like the window for example (and watch the city lights go by). Or maybe at the phone you are speaking on making weird ‘mmm’ sounds. But I guess that is too much to ask right?
I guess appreciating the way someone looks is one thing but overly ogling for long periods of time is not. I glared at you did I not? Is my resting bitch face that appealing? Do I need to tell you to stop fucking staring? Would that make you uncomfortable?
If it does then you get it, you understand! Good fucking job! You wouldn’t like getting singled out in a crowd would you? It’s not very nice is it?